I still have no pictures!! *hides in a dark corner*

But I'm working on some! Three in progress!

Anyway, onto the cat wars...

We have, first off, three cats.

Bio's:

Keke. She is a white female, and 15 years old. She is the Queen. Frail and creaky, no one defies her. Talks to people...lets them know exactly what she wants with her different kind of meowing.

Anya. She is almost 2, and a very small fluffy cat. She is second in command. Accepts Keke's leadership...grudgingly. Very very cute.

Dymetri. Is almost 5, male tabby. Due to his head being smashed when a kitten, he's retarded. Really. And fat. But the most loveydovey cat alive. Very short attention span.

Okay, now enter...

(this is her real name!!!) Stinky.

Yes, a female 3 year old grey tabby. One of my dad's friend's realized his son has allergies, so we took their cat. I don't know if it was such a good idea...

So far, whenever we have gotten a cat, its been a kitten, and accepted as such. All the sudden a prowling used to being ruling queen of neighborhood cat is thrown into the household.

She and Anya have had huge fights. Dymetri is scared out of his mind!Poor guy, he's witless to begin with...lol he's trying to defend the territory but i think he's going to end up on the bottom again. Keke...she just ignores it all. I think though that Stinky fears her. Keke, old that she is, has a presence nobody defies.

I don't know who's going to win this war. Stinky is bigger, but Anya is tough. And likes her mostly in charge status. And, I want her to win!!! She is mine, after all. Stinky has only been here a few days now...we will have to wait and see what happens.

And, we will be getting a new cat soon after this one! A kitten, a cute kitten, a black male kitten who I think I will name Smithers...lol